A Few Random Thoughts For Your Consideration

Sometimes when you have a like a million things to do and not a lot of time to do them it can be difficult to find time to blog. Well, yesterday was one of those days. For that reason I am sharing an e-mail that I got yesterday that is a fun read. I hope you enjoy it. I know I did. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Oh and a big THANKS to Mr. Middleton for sending this e-mail my way.
© 2008 Barry T Horst


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