Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driving. Show all posts

Friday, July 18, 2008

Drving Friendly

Traffic drives me crazy! At least crazier than I already am.

When I go to work I I like to get on the road and move. What happened yesterday morning? I went down our road and made it to the access road. That's where the fun began.

Traffic was backed up. Really backed up. Since the construction began on the highway by the house things are beginning to get interesting. In order to help facilitate traffic flow by the Pilot Travel Center, Pilot has reworked their traffic flow pattern. Trucks are not allowed to enter the fueling area from the access road any more. They must turn at the light and enter in the rear of the center. Now, instead of blocking traffic on the access road by waiting to turn in the trucks block traffic on the access road because they are all trying to funnel to the rear and now get stacked up at the intersection and backing up down the access road.

That's what happened yesterday. Trucks and other traffic was stacked up from the light past the car entrance, the truck exit, and the exit ramp from the highway. I had to stopped several cars before the exit ramp and wait. Traffic at the light was moving. I wasn't. I was having to wait for vehicles exiting. When there were no more vehicles exiting, the light was red and traffic was stopped again. That just drives me crazy.

Another thing that drives me crazy is when the vehicle in front of me on the highway doesn't go the speed limit. So I decide to pass them but I can't. Why? Because every vehicle behind me is pulling out in turn to pass me. Frustrating!

Be careful when you drive. That big red truck in your rear view mirror might just be me.


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Friday, June 20, 2008

If Spiderman Can

What is it about dreams that lets everyone be a superhero?

Last night I was having the strangest dreams. In one dream I had I was driving along the highways in some unknown large metropolitan city. As I was zooming along I was in one of the right lanes and needed to be in the left lane because I was coming to a split in the highway. I couldn't change lanes because there was someone in the lane I needed in. So I thought to myself, "Stay in this lane and take the next exit and loop around!" So I did just that. That exit came up awful fast on the right but I was able to jerk the car around quick enough to make it.

Then IT happened. You know, that thing that always happens in dreams. That thing that could never happen in real life. That thing that happens because of the Laws of Physics or the Laws of Man or just because it can't happen. I took that exit and began to loop around and then my perspective changed from the driver's to that of someone watching from above. That's when I realized the exit ramp quickly dropped off and became a brick wall inside a large pit full of water. What to do?

Easy! Stop the car and climb the wall of course. After all there were several windows and vents on the wall. So I started to climb. It seemed that the wall just kept getting taller and taller. I made it to some windows. No help, they were just sealed up. I finally made it to a vent. I was able to reach in and tear it out and then miraculously I was able to start tearing bricks down and rip into the duct work and climb down to safety.

Now for a few thoughts on the dream. 1. Why did I stop the car and get out? Couldn't I have just stopped, put the car in reverse and back out? 2. Why did I climb the wall? I can't climb walls. The only explanation I have is that Chris bought our Grandson Jace some new Spiderman underwear yesterday. Maybe Spiderman was on my mind. I promise he was not on my waist. 3. Why did I go down the vent? I'm not quite sure about that because that is where the water was. Oh well, I woke up and was none the worse for wear.

I did like the perspective thing though. Wouldn't it be great if we could really do that?

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